You Lost Me At Hello
There Must Be Something Wrong With You.
It takes a nation two centuries to build a pyramid, but it only takes one person two seconds to mess up traffic.
I'm not a complete idiot. You complete me.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be in heaven.
Damn, I'm Good!
I used to have a handle on life, then I flew off.
It took me 70 years to look this good.
Women are like buses. Once one runs you down, there'll be another along, to do the same, in a few minutes.
Somebody's boring me ... I think it's me.
Kiss Me Before My Boyfriend Comes Back
The Worst Vice Is ADVICE
I'm A Virgin (this is an old shirt)
The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.
No comments:
Post a Comment