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Monday, April 12, 2010

FUN - jokes on marriage, husband & wife

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                     JUST SOME REASONZ .... . . . . . . . . . . . . ..........................                         

1) Worries Invited For Ever abbrivated as WIFE

2) Every man should get married some time; after all,happiness is not the only thing in life!! --Anonymous

3) Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. --Oscar Wilde

4) Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. --Scottish Proverb

5) I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. -Sam Kinison

6) Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too. --H. L. Mencken

7) Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later, for another thing, they die earlier. --H. L. Mencken

8) Marriage is a three ring circus: -engagement ring --wedding ring ---suffering

9) When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.

10) Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

11) When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

12) I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back ... ..

13) She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in!"

14) A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish
and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too.
      But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
      The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"

15) An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her. --Agatha Christie
 

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