New Rajnikant series:
1) Rajnikanth was shot today. Tomorrow is the bullet's funeral.
2) Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan 'via Bluetooth'.
3) When Rajni was a student, teachers used to bunk classes.
4) Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with a compass.
... 5) Rajnikanth knows who let the dogs out.
6) Rajnikanth's pulse is measured in Richter scale.
7) The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajnikanth's signature.
8) When God watched Robot, he said,'Oh my Rajnikanth!'.
9) Rajnikanth has a statue of Madame Tussauds at his house.
10) Rajnikanth is the secret of Boost's energy; and Complan is a Rajnikanth boy.
11) Rajnikanth participated in 100m race, obviously he came first, but Einstein died watching that coz Light came second...AND THE FINAL BLOW....
12) Intel's new ad: Rajnikanth Inside.=))
1) Rajnikanth was shot today. Tomorrow is the bullet's funeral.
2) Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan 'via Bluetooth'.
3) When Rajni was a student, teachers used to bunk classes.
4) Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with a compass.
... 5) Rajnikanth knows who let the dogs out.
6) Rajnikanth's pulse is measured in Richter scale.
7) The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajnikanth's signature.
8) When God watched Robot, he said,'Oh my Rajnikanth!'.
9) Rajnikanth has a statue of Madame Tussauds at his house.
10) Rajnikanth is the secret of Boost's energy; and Complan is a Rajnikanth boy.
11) Rajnikanth participated in 100m race, obviously he came first, but Einstein died watching that coz Light came second...AND THE FINAL BLOW....
12) Intel's new ad: Rajnikanth Inside.=))
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