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Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Fwd: Petition against Airtel Fair Usage Policy


 
 
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Hi All,

As some of you may know, Airtel is introducing / has introduced a new policy called the "Fair Usage Policy"  (details are sketchy) that seeks to curb the amount you download using 'unlimited' internet plans.  What they are trying to get away with is saying that people are using too much of the internet and thus they need to curb your downloads / speeds, rather than upgrade their own infrastructure and equipment.

In an nutshell, what it means is that if you have an unlimited plan that is, say, 512kbps in speed,  after a certain cap they will halve your speed to 256kbps for the rest of the month, while charging you the same amount that they have been charging you till now for 512kbps for the whole month!!!  Essentially they are giving you less (up to 45% less) service but for the same price!!!  And the cap can be reached in as quick as 5-6 days if you are a heavy user.

While you may feel that this only affects 'heavy downloaders,' it's an important issue for all to consider as it sets a very dangerous precedent for telecom companies to start implementing all sorts of policies.  The day may not be very far (in fact many internet activists around the world say it's quite near) where the ISPs will control not only your speeds and download abilities, but will control what information you can access, thereby completely destroying what made the internet what it is today - a level playing field.  This is popularly known as the issue of net neutrality, which gained considerable importance in the 2008 U.S. Presidential elections (which hopefully and thankfully ended with the selection of a candidate who is for net neutrality and against allowing giant telecom companies railroad consumers in order for profit).  And if you think 'downloading' is important only for people downloading pirated movies, music etc. I urge you to read this page, which describes in brief the variety of legitimate applications that are out there which would be significantly stunted with the implementation of these policies.  If you are not on Airtel, don't worry - If Airtel implements this policy, your ISP will follow (soon), which is why this petition is open to all.

The internet today is the single most important tool for all the essentials of modern life - communication, education, business, politics etc. etc., and I urge you to not take this matter lightly. 

A few of us have started an online petition in protest, which we will be sending to Mr. Sunil Bharti Mittal, Chairman & Managing Director, Bharti Airtel Ltd. after we obtain a significant number of signatures.  You can find the petition here.  Please do read the petition as well as the other information that is on the site, make up your own mind, and sign it if you agree with it.

http://afup.broadbandforum.in/

Please do use a valid e-mail address (which will be kept confidential) as you will need to confirm your signature for it to be counted.  After signing you will get an e-mail, which is highly likely to be wrongly sent to your SPAM folder.  Please check there if it doesn't come in your inbox, and click on the link therein to confirm your signature.

We would appreciate it if you can (BCC) forward this e-mail to others who care about the future of the Internet in India.

Our thanks in advance.

Supporters of net neutrality in India - http://kewlforwards.blogspot.com


Monday, February 9, 2009

[useful] conscience but not perceptions

Different people have different perception. One man's meat could be another man's poison. A couple bought a donkey from the market. On the way home,a boy commented, "Very stupid. Why neither of them ride on the donkey?"Upon hearing that, the husband let the wife ride on the donkey. He walked besides them. Later, an old man saw it and commented, "The husband is the head of family. How can the wife ride on the donkey while the husband is on foot?" Hearing this, the wife quickly got down and let the husband ride on the donkey.

Further on the way home, they met an old Lady. She commented, "How can the man ride on the donkey but let the wife walk. He is no gentleman."

The husband thus quickly asked the wife to join him on the donkey. Then, they met a young man. He commented, "Poor donkey, how can you hold up the weight of two persons. They are cruel to you." Hearing that, the husband and wife immediately climbed down from the donkey and carried it on their shoulders.
It seems to be the only choice left. Later, on a narrow bridge, the donkey was frightened and struggled. They lost their balance and fell into the river. You can never have everyone praise you, nor will everyone condemn you. Never in the past, not at present, and never will be in the future.

Thus, do not be too bothered by others words if our conscience is clear..
 
 

[info] "I Love U" in 100 languages

Will be useful, if you have a BROADER/GLOBAL reach :-)

 

English - I love you
Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief
Albanian - Te dua
Arabic - Ana behibak (to male)
Arabic - Ana behibek (to female)
Armenian - Yes kez sirumen
Bambara - M'bi fe
Bangla - Aamee tuma ke bhalo aashi
Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu
Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo
Bulgarian - Obicham te
Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah
Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a
Catalan - T'estimo
Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse
Chichewa - Ndimakukonda
Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male)
Creol - Mi aime jou
Croatian - Volim te
Czech - Miluji te
Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig
Dutch - Ik hou van jou
Esperanto - Mi amas vin
Estonian - Ma armastan sind
Ethiopian - Afgreki'
Faroese - Eg elski teg
Farsi - Doset daram
Filipino - Mahal kita
Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua
French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore
Frisian - Ik h⬤ fan dy
Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort
Georgian - Mikvarhar
German - Ich liebe dich
Greek - S'agapo
Gujarati - Hoo thunay prem karoo choo
Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw
Hawaiian - Aloha Au Ia`oe (Thanks Craig)
Hebrew - Ani ohev otah (to female)
Hebrew - Ani ohev et otha (to male)
Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw
Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae
Hmong - Kuv hlub koj
Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'ta
Hungarian - Szeretlek
Icelandic - Eg elska tig
Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw
Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu
Inuit - Negligevapse
Irish - Taim i' ngra leat
Italian - Ti amo
Japanese - Aishiteru
Kannada - Naanu ninna preetisuttene
Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka
Kiswahili - Nakupenda
Konkani - Tu magel moga cho
Korean - Sarang Heyo
Latin - Te amo
Latvian - Es tevi miilu
Lebanese - Bahibak
Lithuanian - Tave myliu
Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu
Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu
Mandarin Chinese - Wo ai ni
Marathi - Me tula prem karto
Mohawk - Kanbhik
Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik
Nahuatl - Ni mits neki
Navaho - Ayor anosh'ni
Norwegian - Jeg Elsker Deg
Pandacan - Syota na kita!!
Pangasinan - Inaru Taka
Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo
Persian - Doo-set daaram
Pig Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay
Polish - Kocham Ciebie
Portuguese - Eu te amo
Romanian - Te iubesc
Russian - Ya tebya liubliu
Scot Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort
Serbian - Volim te
Setswana - Ke a go rata
Sign Language - ,\,,/ (represents position of fingers when signing'I Love You')
Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan
Sioux - Techihhila
Slovak - Lu`bim ta
Slovenian - Ljubim te
Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo
Swahili - Ninapenda wewe
Swedish - Jag alskar dig
Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di
Surinam - Mi lobi joe
Tagalog - Mahal kita
Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li
Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
Tamil - Nan unnai kathalikaraen
Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu
Thai - Chan rak khun (to male)
Thai - Phom rak khun (to female)
Turkish - Seni Seviyorum
Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu
Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoo
Vietnamese - Anh ye^u em (to female)
Vietnamese - Em ye^u anh (to male)
Welsh - 'Rwy'n dy garu di   
Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh
Yoruba - Mo ni fe

 

[FUN} BILL GATES RAMAYAN [ CYBER RAMAYANAM ]

 
LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR named
DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his queens
gave an OUTPUT of four SUNs--RAM, LSIman,BUG-rat and SEDrughana.
RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY. His brothers, however,
were only PERIPHERAL ICs. Once when RAM was only 16MB, he married princess 'C'ta.
12 years passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTALL RAM as his successor.


However,Queen CIE/CAE(Kayekayee), who was once offered a boon by DOS-rat
for a lifesaving HELP COMMAND, took this opportunity at the instigation of
her BIOSed maid (a real plotter), and insisted that her son Bug-rat be
INSTALLED and that RAM be CUT-N-PASTED to the forest for 14 years.


At this cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed through DOS-rat and he
kollapsed, power-less. RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and 'C'ta insisted to
LOGIN with him. LSI-man also resolved on LOGGING IN with his
brother. The forest was the dwelling of SPARCnakha, the TRAN-SISTOR of
RAW-van, PROCESSOR of LAN-ka. Attracted by RAM's stature, she proposed that
he marry her. RAM, politely declined. Perceiving 'C'ta to be the SOURCE CODE
of her distress, she hastened to kill her. Weeping, SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka,
where RAW-van, moved by TRAN-SISTOR's plight, approached his uncle MAR-icha.
MAR-icha REPROGRAMED himself into the form of a golden stag and drew RAM deep
into the forest. Finally, tired of chase, RAM shot the deer, who, with his last
breath, cried out resperately for LSI-man in RAM's voice. Fooled by this
VIRTUAL RAM SOUND, 'C'ta urged LSI-man to his brother's aid.


Catching the opportunity,RAW-van DELINKED 'C'ta from her LIBRARY and changed her
ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.
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INTERVAL
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RAM and LSI-man started SEARCHING for the missing 'C'ta all over the forest.
They made friendship with the forest SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR SU-greev and his
powerful co-processor Ha-NEUMAN. SU-greev agreed to help RAM. SU-greev ordered
his PROGRAMMERS to use powerful 'SEARCH' techniques to FIND the missing 'C'ta.
His PROGRAMMERS SEARCHED all around the INTER-NETworked forests. Many tried to
'EXCITE' the birds and animals not to forget the 'WEBCRAWLERS' (Insects) and
tried to 'INFO SEEK' something about 'C'ta. Some of them even shouted YAA-HOO'
but they all ended up with 'NOT FOUND MESSAGES'. Several other SEARCH techniques
proved useless.


Ha-NEUMAN devised a RISKy TECHNOLOGY and used it to cross the seas at an astonishing
CLOCK SPEED. Soon Ha-NEUMAN DOWNLOADED himself into LAN-ka. After doing some local
SEARCH, Ha-NEUMAN found 'C'ta weeping under a TREE STRUCTURE. Ha-NEUMAN used a LOGIN ID
(ring) to identify himself to 'C'ta. After DECRYPTING THE KEY, 'C'ta believed in him
and asked him to send a 'STATUS_OK' MESSAGE to RAM. Meanwhile all the raakshasa BUGSaround
'C'ta captured Ha-NEUMAN and tried to DELETE him using pyro-techniques. But Ha-NEUMAN
managed to spread chaos by spreading the VIRUS 'Fire'. Ha-NEUMAN happily pressed ESCAPE
from LAN-ka and conveyed all the STATUS MESSAGES to RAM and SU-greev.


RAW-wan decided to take the all powerful RAM head-on and prepared for the battle.
One of the RAW-wan's SUN (son) almost DELETED RAM & LSI-man with a powerful brahma-astra.
But Ha-NEUMAN resorted to some ACTIVE-X gradients and REFORMATTED RAM and LSI-man. RAM
used the SOURCE CODE secrets of RAW-wan and once for all wiped out RAW-wan's presense on earth.


After the battle, RAM got INSTALLED in I/O-dhya and spreaded his MICROSOFT WORKS and other
USER FRIENDLY PROGRAMS to all USERS and every one lived happily everafter.
 
 

Thursday, February 5, 2009

[info] SMS for Blood

FYI : Please forward this to your near and dear ones.

http://www.jeevan.org/media/Blood_Stock_thorugh_SMS.doc


All you have to do is just type

"BLOOD <Needed Blood Group> and send SMS to 96000 97000"

EX: "BLOOD B+"

A BLOOD DONOR WILL CALL YOU!!

Forward this to all your friends whom you care ....as the minute you spare
to share this information can save somebody's life with rare Blood Group!

If
you couldn't be a Donor, at least be a Communicator.
 
 
 
 

[info] Address proof - India Post ID Card


'Very Use full Information' 

"Address proof card"

Many working people often shift their house. In such cases, it is difficult to produce an address proof issued by Govt. with latest address. Indian Department of Posts (Post Office) has come up with a solution.

Now you can get an Address proof along with your photo from India post. Since the ID proof is issued by India post which is a central government organization, it is similar to Govt. ID cards like Driving license, Voters ID etc. This card can be used for opening bank accounts, for getting telephone/internet connections etc.

 The total cost for getting this ID card is Rs.250/ (Rs.10 for application and Rs.240/- processing fee).

 Please cascade this useful information among all your acquaintances. For details please enquire at the nearest post office.

This is also called ID proof.

http://www.indiapost.gov.in/MailServices.html

http://kewlforwards.blogspot.com

www.saakshi.co.in

Forward this useful information to all your friends 

 

 

 


Monday, February 2, 2009

Australian Open 2009 - Photos








Note: These photos are copy rights of Australian Open official web site www.australianopen.com and are displayed here just for informational purpose.