Cool forwards, Jokes, quotes, inspirational articles etc.

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

[Plz read] Nirma... (Old one but nice one)


Shopkeeper: Oh ho Deepika ji , aaiye aaiye.Kaun sa sabun lena pasand
karengi.Ye dekhiye ye..(Someother soap which is not nirma)

Deepika(Customer): Nahi Nahi ye nahi woh(pointing at nirma).

Shopkeeper: Par aap to woh, purana wala sabun....(stammering)

Deepika(Customer): Leti thi, par wahi safedi mujhe kam damo mein mile to
koi woh kyun le, ye(nirma) na le!

Shopkeeper: Maan gaye!!

Deepika(Customer): Kise?

Shopkeeper: Aapki par ki nazar aur nirma super dono ko !!!

Now the song starts... ;-)

WASHING POWDER NIRMA













WASHING POWDER NIRMA











DUDH SE SAFEDI NIRMA SE AAYE










RANGEEN KAPDA BHI KHIL KHIL JAYE










SABKI PASAND NIRMA








WASHING POWDER NIRMA










NIRMA....... ......... ...









LOGON KO KUCH BHI BHEJO PADHNE LAG JATE HAIN........

Come on ...... Get Back to WORK now!!!

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[FUN] Employee Happy days - Telugu song!


Morning levali...
snanam cheyali....

cab
ekkali...
office
ki vellali...

oooooooooooooo ooo ooo
oooooooooooooo ooo ooo
oooooooooooooo ooo ooo
oooooooooooooo ooo ooo

floor
lo patalu
pantry
lo matalu
training
lo wonderluu
Coding lo
blunderluu
Appraisals
ki tenderlu...

ika cab la kai waitingu
cab drivers tho fighting
pantry lo meeting uuuuu...

ika cab la kai waitingu
cab drivers tho fighting
pantry lo meeting uuuuu...

jill jill jiga....
jill jill jiga...
jill jill jiga....
jill jill jiga...
jill jill jiga....
jill jill jiga...
jill jill jiga....
jill jill jiga...

Reviews lo tappulu..
code lo bugguluu
Clients tho cheevatlu..

PM tho thittulu…


Reviews lo tappulu..
code lo bugguluu
Clients tho cheevatlu..

PM tho thittulu…


last
minute codingu
Onsite tho fightingu

Bench kosamai waitngu
uuuu uuu

last
minute codingu
Onsite tho fightingu

Bench kosamai waitngu
uuuu uuu

jill jill jiga....
jill jill jiga...
jill jill jiga....
jill jill jiga...

Morning
levali...
snanam cheyali....

cab
ekkali...
office
ki vellali...


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[FUN] Jesus and Satan are having a conversation...

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Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering.

Finally God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent e-mail. They sent out e-mail with attachments. They downloaded. They did some genealogy reports. They made cards. They did every known job. But ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured and, of course, the electricity went off.

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered back on and each of them restarted their computers.

Satan started searching frantically, screaming "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours. Satan observed this and became irate.

"Wait! He cheated, how did he do it?"

God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves."

[FUN] NICE Telugu Titles.... Old one but good one

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Upcoming Telugu Block Busters

1) IT Rajyam!!

2) Offshore lo puli - Onsite lo pilli

3) Intlo baava - Office lo Java,

4) Job vachindhi kaani.....!


5) Fire aina Mogudu - Job vachhina pellam

6) Priyudu nerpina PASCAL,

7) Job ochina kothalo....!

8) Project dorakani Papa,

9) Company pettalani vundhi..!

10) Iddaru programmerla muddula tester

11) Job-e-naa pranam!,

12)Oracle dada-DBMS!,

13) Toli project...!

14) Yevandi mailochindi,

15) Project kosam,

16) Coding Ramudu

17) A Company aithe naakenti..!?,

18) Aaruguru programmerlu!!!,

19)Pandanti Project!

20) COBOL kaatesindi,

21) Programmer malli puttadu..!,

22) Sri SAP Swamy Mahatyam...!!,

23) Pellam PM aithe!!?,

24) ...Nee Password Naaku Telusu !

25) Amma,Nanna,O'software engineer!!

26) Srivaariki Oka E-Mail,

27) Review cheddam raa,

28) Naakuuu...Project kaavaali..!


29) ...Sorry... naaku already job vundi,

30) Testing ante ideraa

31)Vaddu Bava....Java!!


32)Pavitra project!!


33)Basics Nerpina Bava...!!


34)Mogudu,Pellam,.. O'project!!


35)Ammo! Project Delivery!?


36)Premalo....PM,Programmer!


37)PM..! Vastunnadu jaagratha!!


38)Onsite andagaadu - Offshore Sundari,


39)Evadi coding vaadidhi!!


40)Repati Programmerlu..!


41)Vaadu Proggrammer Kaadu....!


42)Adirindayya Tester!!!


43)Programmer,Tester Madhyalo Bug!!


44)Developer....Chandra kanth!!


45)Wipro Mogudu,Infy Pellam!!


46)Avunu! Vaalliddaru Testerlu!!


47)Tester No:1


48)Nuvvu,Nenu...Project!


49)Project Chesi Choodu!!


50)PM Chebithe Vinaali!!!


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[FUN] poor BOYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Poor boys.................................


When a Girl Cries ------------ The World "Consoles" her
But when a boy cries ---------- Come on man don't be A "Girl"



If A Girl slaps a Boy ----------- Definitely the Boy would have "done something"
If Boy Slaps a girl -------------- Rascal doesn't know how to "Respect Ladies"




If a Girl is talking to Boys ----- She is "Very Friendly"
If a Boy talks to a Girl ---------- He is "flirting"





If a Girl meets with accident -------------------- Then its "mistake of others"
If a Boy meets with same accident ------------ Bloody you "don't know how to Drive"..
And the list never ends…….





What A World Is this, Boyssssssssssssssssssss …pls fwd this to all boys as well as gals to know the injustice

[Inspirational] The way U think




A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: "I am blind, please help." There were only a few coins in the hat.




A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat. He then took the sign, turned it around, and wrote some words. He put the sign back so that everyone who walked by would see the new words.

Soon the hat began to fill up. A lot more people were giving money to the blind boy. That afternoon the man who had changed the sign came to see how things were. The boy recognized his footsteps and asked, "Were you the one who changed my sign this morning? What did you write?"



The man said, "I only wrote the truth. I said what you said but in a different way."
What he had written was:
"Today is a beautiful day and I cannot see it."

Do you think the first sign and the second sign were saying the same thing?

Of course both signs told people the boy was blind. But the first sign simply said the boy was blind. The second sign told people they were so lucky that they were not blind. Should we be surprised that the second sign was more effective?



Moral of the Story: Be thankful for what you have. Be creative. Be innovative. Think differently and positively.

Invite others towards good with wisdom. Live life with no excuse and love with no regrets. When life gives you a 100 reasons to cry, show life that you have 1000 reasons to smile. Face your past without regret. Handle your present with confidence. Prepare for the future without fear. Keep the faith and drop the fear.


Great men say, "Life has to be an incessant process of repair and reconstruction, of discarding evil and developing goodness…. In the journey of life, if you want to travel without fear, you must have the ticket of a good conscience."


The most beautiful thing is to see a person smiling…

And even more beautiful is, knowing that you are the reason behind it!!






Monday, September 29, 2008

[info] Got ideas that can change the world? Google is committing $10 million to implement them

[Forward this all your friends that you know. Let this reach as many people as it can. Let the best Idea come from/help India. At least Contribute by forwarding this mail]

How it works

Project 10100 (pronounced "Project 10 to the 100th") is a call for ideas to change the world by helping as many people as possible. Here's how to join in.

1. Send us your idea by October 20th.
Simply fill out the submission form giving us the gist of your idea. You can supplement your proposal with a 30-second video.

2. Voting on ideas begins on January 27th.
We'll post a selection of one hundred ideas and ask you, the public, to choose twenty semi-finalists. Then an advisory board will select up to five final ideas. Send me a reminder to vote.

3. We'll help bring these ideas to life.
We're committing $10 million to implement these projects, and our goal is to help as many people as possible. So remember, money may provide a jumpstart, but the idea is the thing.

Good luck, and may those who help the most win.



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Guidelines

Our goal is to set as few rules as possible. However, we ask that you put your idea into one of the following categories and consider the evaluation criteria below.

Categories:
  • Community: How can we help connect people, build communities and protect unique cultures?
  • Opportunity: How can we help people better provide for themselves and their families?
  • Energy: How can we help move the world toward safe, clean, inexpensive energy?
  • Environment: How can we help promote a cleaner and more sustainable global ecosystem?
  • Health: How can we help individuals lead longer, healthier lives?
  • Education: How can we help more people get more access to better education?
  • Shelter: How can we help ensure that everyone has a safe place to live?
  • Everything else: Sometimes the best ideas don't fit into any category at all.
Criteria:
  • Reach: How many people would this idea affect?
  • Depth: How deeply are people impacted? How urgent is the need?
  • Attainability: Can this idea be implemented within a year or two?
  • Efficiency: How simple and cost-effective is your idea?
  • Longevity: How long will the idea's impact last?
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[Plz read] Lip Service


Lip Service

When Shabana Azmi greeted Nelson Mandela with a kiss, the following eulogy was written in praise of the act by Principal B.S. Bhatnagar of the Indian school A1 Ghubra, Sultanate of Oman.
A kiss is that which you cannot give without taking, and cannot take without giving.
It is a contraction of the mouth due to an enlargement of the heart. It is a course of procedure cunningly devised for the mutual stoppage of speech at a moment when words are superfluous.
It is lip service to love and the anatomical juxtaposition of two orbicularis oris muscles in a state of contraction. A kiss is a peculiar proposition.
Of no use to one, yet absolute bliss to two. The small boy gets it for nothing, the young man has to steal it, and the old man has to buy it. It is the baby`s right, the lover`s privilege, and the hypocrite`s mask.
To a young girl, faith? A married woman -hope? To an old maid- charity. A kiss can be a comma, a quotation mark or an exclamation point. It is also a pleasant reminder that two heads are better than one.

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[Plz read] What a tragedy!


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2'nd b'day-

Father- what gift you want?

Son - ping pong ball

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Father- what gift you want?

Son - ping pong ball

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Father- what gift you want?

Son - ping pong ball

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Father- what gift you want?

Son - ping pong ball

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Father- what gift you want?

Son - ping pong ball

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24th bday

Father- what gift you want?

Son - ping pong ball

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at honeymoon

Wife-what do u want?

Husband-ping pong ball

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25th bday

Wife - what gift you want?

Husband-ping pong ball

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26th bday

Wife - what gift you want?

Husband-ping pong ball

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27th bday

Wife - what gift you want?

Husband-ping pong ball

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his kids become 15 yrs old

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40th bday

kids- Father what gift you want?

Father - ping pong ball

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kids- Father what gift you want?

Father - ping pong ball

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kids- Father what gift you want?

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kids- Father what gift you want?

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time for his death

all the people from whom he took ping pong ball

(Like his Wife, kids and all others) came to him and asked

Why did you ask for ping pong ball all the time?

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And he Died... before he could tell the Reason...

What a tragedy! What a tragedy!!! Hmmmm?

Why should I suffer alone after receiving this email? that's why I

forwarded this to all of you!!

.he he he

J J J