Cool forwards, Jokes, quotes, inspirational articles etc.

Friday, May 29, 2009

Fwd: FW: Get a Nano car today - no waiting - no lucky draw - unlimited stock...... cheapest price

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FORWARD THIS TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS. Let everyone get the opportunity


Enjoy your ride


Wednesday, May 27, 2009

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Wednesday, May 6, 2009

FW: Toxicity inside the car

The given article is based on true facts!

Please do not turn on A/C immediately
as soon as you enter the car.
Open the windows after you enter your car and turn ON the air-conditioning
after a couple of minutes.
According to a research done, the car dashboard, sofa, air freshener
Emits Benzene, a Cancer causing toxin (carcinogen - take note of the
Heated plastic Smell in your car).
In addition to causing cancer, it poisons your bones, causes anemia,
and reduces white blood cells. Prolonged exposure will cause
Leukemia, increasing the risk of cancer. May also cause miscarriage.
Acceptable Benzene level indoors is 50 mg per sq. ft.. A car parked
indoors with the windows closed will contain 400-800 mg of Benzene. If
parked outdoors under the sun at a temperature above 60 degrees F, the
Benzene level goes up to 2000-4000 mg, 40 times the acceptable level... & the people inside the
car will inevitably inhale an excess amount of the toxins.


It is recommended that you open the windows and door to give time for
the interior to air out before you enter.
Benzene is a toxin that affects your kidney and liver, and is very
difficult for your body to expel this toxic stuff.

'When someone shares something of value with you and you benefit from
it, you have a moral obligation to share it with others.' - Chinese Proverb.



 
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Fwd: FW: Positon and Performence...!!!


Good Evening…..

Funda of the day ..!

A Priest dies & is awaiting his turn in line at the Heaven's Gates.

Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud

shirt, leather jacket & jeans.

God asks him: Please tell me who are you, so that I may know whether to

admit you into the kingdom of Heaven or not?

The guy replies: I am Pandi, Auto driver from Chennai!

God consults his ledger, smiles & says to Pandi: Please take this silken

robe & gold scarf & enter the Kingdom of Heaven ...

Now it is the priest's turn. He stands erect and speaks out in a booming

voice: I am Pope's Assistant so & so, Head Priest of the so & so Church

for

the last 40 years.

God consults his ledger & says to the Priest: Please take this cotton

robe

& enter the Kingdom of Heaven ...

'Just a minute,' says the agonized Priest. 'How is it that a foul

mouthed,

rash driving Auto Driver is given a Silken robe & a Golden scarf and me,a

Priest, who's spent his whole life preaching your Name & goodness has to

make do with a Cotton robe?'

'Results my friend, results,' shrugs God.

'While you preached, people SLEPT; but when he drove his Auto, people

PRAYED'

 

"It's PERFORMANCE & not POSITION that ultimately counts."


Thursday, April 30, 2009

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Fwd: ANGER.............(nice one)




 

 

 

 

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Make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence. (Most importantly the last sentence)

There once was a little boy who had a bad

 

temper.

 

His Father gave him a bag of nails

 

and told him that every time he lost his

 

temper, he must hammer a nail into the back

of the fence..

The first day the boy had


driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the next


few weeks, as he learned to control his


anger, the number of nails hammered daily

 

gradually dwindled down.  He discovered  

   

 

it was easier to hold his temper than to


 

drive those nails into the fence.

Finally the ! day came when the boy didn't


 

lose his temper at all. He told his father

 

about it and the father suggested that the

 

boy now pull out one nail for each day that he

was able to hold

his temper.

 

The days passed and the young boy was finally


able to tell his father that all the nails

were gone. The father took his son by the

hand and led him to the fence He said, "You

 

have done well, my son, but look at the

 

holes in the fence. The fence will never be

 

the same. When you say things in anger,

 

they leave a scar just like this one.  You can put

a knife in a man and draw it out.

   

It won't matter how many times you say "I'm

sorry", the wound is still there.  A verbal

wound is as bad as a physical one.

 

Friends are very rare jewels, indeed. They


make you smile and encourage you to succeed.

They lend an ear, they share words of praise

and they always want to open their hearts to us."

It' s National Friendship Week. Show your

friends how much you care. Send this to

everyone you consider a FRIEND, even if

it mean s sending it back to the person who

sent it to you. If it comes back to you,

then you'll know you have a circle of friends.


YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND I AM HONORED!

 

 

Please forgive me if I have ever left a hole.

 

 

 




Fwd: Make your computer 3 times faster


 

 

 

 

 

 



Make your computer faster

This tutorial will teach you how to increase your operating system speed 3 times faster.


this steps should be applied by either slow and fast computers. it will speed up your operating system surfing.


there are 28 easy steps. it might take a bit long to apply them all especially if you're not familiar with windows registry, but trust me it worth it.


Ok now here it goes...read carefully... coz i wont accept any questions about it...



1.. Visual effects should be set to a minimum.

Start > Settings > Control Panel > System > Advanced > Performance Settings > Visual Effects Tab > Adjust for best performance



2. Switch Off Desktop Background Image

Right Click Desktop > Properties > Desktop Tab > Background None


3. Disable Screen Saver

Right Click Desktop > Properties > Screen Saver > None



5. Disable Fast User Switching

Start > Settings > Control Panel > User Accounts > Change the way users log on or off > Untick Use Fast User Switching


6. Switch Off Power Schemes

Start > Settings > Control Panel > Power Options > Always On > Turn off monitor and turn off hard discs to Never


7. Switch Off Hibernation

Start > Settings > Control Panel > Power Options > Hibernate > Untick Hibernation


8. Activate DMA on Hard Discs/CD ROMS

Start > Settings > Control Panel > System > Hardware > Device Manager > IDE ATA/ATAPI Controllers > Right Click Primary IDE channel and Secondary IDE channel > Properties > Advanced Settings Tab > Tra


9. Disable System Sounds

Start > Settings > Control Panel > Sounds and Audio Devices > Sounds Tab > Sound Scheme to None.


10. Do Not Map Through Soundcard

Start > Settings > Control Panel > Sounds and Audio Devices > Hardware Tab > (highlight your soundcard from the list) > Properties > Audio Devices > (highlight your soundcard from the list) > Properti


11. Disable System Restore

Start > Settings > Control Panel> System > System Restore Tab. Tick the "Turn off System Restore on all Drives"


12. Disable Automatic Updates

Start > Settings > Control Panel> System > Automatic Updates > Turn off automatic updating. I want to update my computer manually


13. Startup and Recovery Options

Start > Settings > Control Panel> System > Advanced > Startup and Recovery Settings > Untick Automatically Restart


14. Disable Error Reporting

Start > Settings > Control Panel> System > Advanced > Error Reporting > Disable Error Reporting


15. Disable Remote Assistance

Start > Settings > Control Panel> System > Remote > Untick Allow remote assistance invitations to be sent from this computer


16. Fix Swap File (Virtual Memory)

Start > Settings > Control Panel > System > Advanced > Performance Settings > Advanced > Virtual Memory Change > Custom Size. Set initial and maximum size to the same value


17. Speed Up Menus

Start > Run > Regedit > HKEY_CURRENT_ USER > Control Panel > Desktop Folder. Set MenuShowDelay to 1


18. Disable Offline Files

Start > Settings > Control Panel > Folder Options > Offline Files Untick "Enable Offline Files"


19. Disable Remote Desktop

Start > Settings > Control Panel > System > Remote > Untick "Allow users to connect remotely to this computer"


20. Disable Internet Synchronise Time

Start > Settings > Control Panel > Date and Time > Internet Time > Untick "Automatically synchronize with internet time server"


21. Disable Hide Inactive Icons

Start > Settings > Taskbar and Start Menu > Taskbar TAB > Uncheck "Hide Inactive Icons"


22. Disable Automatic Desktop Cleanup Wizard

Start > Settings > Control Panel > Display > Desktop > Customise Desktop > Untick "Run Desktop Cleanup Wizard every 60 days"


23. Disable NTFS Last Access Time Logging (NTFS File Systems Only)

Start > Run > regedit > HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE > System > CurrentControlSet > Control > Filesystem. Add a new DWORD value - "NtfsDisableLastAcc essUpdate" and set value to 1.


24. Disable Notification Area Balloon Tips

Start > Run > regedit > HKEY_CURRENT_ USER > Software > Microsoft > Windows > CurrentVersion > Explorer > Advanced. Create a new DWORD value called EnableBalloonTips and set to 0.


25. Disable CDROM Autoplay

Start > Run > regedit > HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE > System > CurrentControlSet > Services > Cdrom. Set autorun to 0.


26. Disable Disc Indexing Service

Right Click Start > Explorer > Right Click Each Disc > Properties > Untick "Allow Indexing Service to index this disc for fast file searching"


27.Restart ur pc...enjoy!! !



 


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