LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR named
DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his queens
gave an OUTPUT of four SUNs--RAM, LSIman,BUG-rat and SEDrughana.
RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY. His brothers, however,
were only PERIPHERAL ICs. Once when RAM was only 16MB, he married princess 'C'ta.
12 years passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTALL RAM as his successor.
However,Queen CIE/CAE(Kayekayee), who was once offered a boon by DOS-rat
for a lifesaving HELP COMMAND, took this opportunity at the instigation of
her BIOSed maid (a real plotter), and insisted that her son Bug-rat be
INSTALLED and that RAM be CUT-N-PASTED to the forest for 14 years.
At this cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed through DOS-rat and he
kollapsed, power-less. RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and 'C'ta insisted to
LOGIN with him. LSI-man also resolved on LOGGING IN with his
brother. The forest was the dwelling of SPARCnakha, the TRAN-SISTOR of
RAW-van, PROCESSOR of LAN-ka. Attracted by RAM's stature, she proposed that
he marry her. RAM, politely declined. Perceiving 'C'ta to be the SOURCE CODE
of her distress, she hastened to kill her. Weeping, SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka,
where RAW-van, moved by TRAN-SISTOR's plight, approached his uncle MAR-icha.
MAR-icha REPROGRAMED himself into the form of a golden stag and drew RAM deep
into the forest. Finally, tired of chase, RAM shot the deer, who, with his last
breath, cried out resperately for LSI-man in RAM's voice. Fooled by this
VIRTUAL RAM SOUND, 'C'ta urged LSI-man to his brother's aid.
Catching the opportunity,RAW-van DELINKED 'C'ta from her LIBRARY and changed her
ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.
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INTERVAL
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RAM and LSI-man started SEARCHING for the missing 'C'ta all over the forest.
They made friendship with the forest SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR SU-greev and his
powerful co-processor Ha-NEUMAN. SU-greev agreed to help RAM. SU-greev ordered
his PROGRAMMERS to use powerful 'SEARCH' techniques to FIND the missing 'C'ta.
His PROGRAMMERS SEARCHED all around the INTER-NETworked forests. Many tried to
'EXCITE' the birds and animals not to forget the 'WEBCRAWLERS' (Insects) and
tried to 'INFO SEEK' something about 'C'ta. Some of them even shouted YAA-HOO'
but they all ended up with 'NOT FOUND MESSAGES'. Several other SEARCH techniques
proved useless.
Ha-NEUMAN devised a RISKy TECHNOLOGY and used it to cross the seas at an astonishing
CLOCK SPEED. Soon Ha-NEUMAN DOWNLOADED himself into LAN-ka. After doing some local
SEARCH, Ha-NEUMAN found 'C'ta weeping under a TREE STRUCTURE. Ha-NEUMAN used a LOGIN ID
(ring) to identify himself to 'C'ta. After DECRYPTING THE KEY, 'C'ta believed in him
and asked him to send a 'STATUS_OK' MESSAGE to RAM. Meanwhile all the raakshasa BUGSaround
'C'ta captured Ha-NEUMAN and tried to DELETE him using pyro-techniques. But Ha-NEUMAN
managed to spread chaos by spreading the VIRUS 'Fire'. Ha-NEUMAN happily pressed ESCAPE
from LAN-ka and conveyed all the STATUS MESSAGES to RAM and SU-greev.
RAW-wan decided to take the all powerful RAM head-on and prepared for the battle.
One of the RAW-wan's SUN (son) almost DELETED RAM & LSI-man with a powerful brahma-astra.
But Ha-NEUMAN resorted to some ACTIVE-X gradients and REFORMATTED RAM and LSI-man. RAM
used the SOURCE CODE secrets of RAW-wan and once for all wiped out RAW-wan's presense on earth.
After the battle, RAM got INSTALLED in I/O-dhya and spreaded his MICROSOFT WORKS and other
USER FRIENDLY PROGRAMS to all USERS and every one lived happily everafter.
DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his queens
gave an OUTPUT of four SUNs--RAM, LSIman,BUG-rat and SEDrughana.
RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY. His brothers, however,
were only PERIPHERAL ICs. Once when RAM was only 16MB, he married princess 'C'ta.
12 years passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTALL RAM as his successor.
However,Queen CIE/CAE(Kayekayee), who was once offered a boon by DOS-rat
for a lifesaving HELP COMMAND, took this opportunity at the instigation of
her BIOSed maid (a real plotter), and insisted that her son Bug-rat be
INSTALLED and that RAM be CUT-N-PASTED to the forest for 14 years.
At this cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed through DOS-rat and he
kollapsed, power-less. RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and 'C'ta insisted to
LOGIN with him. LSI-man also resolved on LOGGING IN with his
brother. The forest was the dwelling of SPARCnakha, the TRAN-SISTOR of
RAW-van, PROCESSOR of LAN-ka. Attracted by RAM's stature, she proposed that
he marry her. RAM, politely declined. Perceiving 'C'ta to be the SOURCE CODE
of her distress, she hastened to kill her. Weeping, SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka,
where RAW-van, moved by TRAN-SISTOR's plight, approached his uncle MAR-icha.
MAR-icha REPROGRAMED himself into the form of a golden stag and drew RAM deep
into the forest. Finally, tired of chase, RAM shot the deer, who, with his last
breath, cried out resperately for LSI-man in RAM's voice. Fooled by this
VIRTUAL RAM SOUND, 'C'ta urged LSI-man to his brother's aid.
Catching the opportunity,RAW-van DELINKED 'C'ta from her LIBRARY and changed her
ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.
-------------------
INTERVAL
-------------------
RAM and LSI-man started SEARCHING for the missing 'C'ta all over the forest.
They made friendship with the forest SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR SU-greev and his
powerful co-processor Ha-NEUMAN. SU-greev agreed to help RAM. SU-greev ordered
his PROGRAMMERS to use powerful 'SEARCH' techniques to FIND the missing 'C'ta.
His PROGRAMMERS SEARCHED all around the INTER-NETworked forests. Many tried to
'EXCITE' the birds and animals not to forget the 'WEBCRAWLERS' (Insects) and
tried to 'INFO SEEK' something about 'C'ta. Some of them even shouted YAA-HOO'
but they all ended up with 'NOT FOUND MESSAGES'. Several other SEARCH techniques
proved useless.
Ha-NEUMAN devised a RISKy TECHNOLOGY and used it to cross the seas at an astonishing
CLOCK SPEED. Soon Ha-NEUMAN DOWNLOADED himself into LAN-ka. After doing some local
SEARCH, Ha-NEUMAN found 'C'ta weeping under a TREE STRUCTURE. Ha-NEUMAN used a LOGIN ID
(ring) to identify himself to 'C'ta. After DECRYPTING THE KEY, 'C'ta believed in him
and asked him to send a 'STATUS_OK' MESSAGE to RAM. Meanwhile all the raakshasa BUGSaround
'C'ta captured Ha-NEUMAN and tried to DELETE him using pyro-techniques. But Ha-NEUMAN
managed to spread chaos by spreading the VIRUS 'Fire'. Ha-NEUMAN happily pressed ESCAPE
from LAN-ka and conveyed all the STATUS MESSAGES to RAM and SU-greev.
RAW-wan decided to take the all powerful RAM head-on and prepared for the battle.
One of the RAW-wan's SUN (son) almost DELETED RAM & LSI-man with a powerful brahma-astra.
But Ha-NEUMAN resorted to some ACTIVE-X gradients and REFORMATTED RAM and LSI-man. RAM
used the SOURCE CODE secrets of RAW-wan and once for all wiped out RAW-wan's presense on earth.
After the battle, RAM got INSTALLED in I/O-dhya and spreaded his MICROSOFT WORKS and other
USER FRIENDLY PROGRAMS to all USERS and every one lived happily everafter.
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